vomit

I’m kind ‘a different from most people I know.  I don’t throw up. Y’a know, Vomit.                                                                                                                                                                Now, of course not never.  But, I will spend a lot of time and concentration on not doing that.

Everybody says, “Let it out.”  Of course, no one likes it, but it makes you feel so much better almost right away.  I just prefer to force it the other way. You know the guy rubbing his butt on the Pepto commercials, that’s me.  I just prefer my butt not my face on the toilet. Unlike RFK Jr., I take no pleasure in having my head in the toilet. 

Where am I going with this, you might ask?  While I’m not a fan, it is true that it makes everything better much quicker when the bad stuff (or good booze) has been expelled.  So, I started looking at the history of the expulsion of the bad stuff that makes things sick.

The big bang spewed junk for billions of light years all over the universe.  If you don’t like the term big bang because you think it demeans God’s creation, then you don’t understand the power of God.                                                                                     So basically, the earth was just a hair ball in God’s stomach.

Then you take the sun.  It throws balls of stuff out all the time.                                 Asteroids,  obviously no one wants them around.                                         You can wish upon a falling star but don’t be under it.                                                             You can see that this physical rejection of stuff is universal.

Here on earth, whenever the planet gets a little under the weather it spews lava, mudslides, flood waters and fire, getting rid of a lot of stuff all at once, and don’t forget earthquakes. That last one doesn’t spew it swallows.                                                        Maybe that causes lava.  Think diarrhea.

Anyway,  social groups have this same kind ‘a thing going on.   People  keep being driven out of countries for one reason or another.                   Religious groups kick people out all the time.  I guess Jesus forgives but people do not.  Wars are just one of our ways to get rid of lots of other people who we don’t like and don’t like us.                                                                                                                                                             Revolutions are a good way of cleaning out a rotting system.                                     Elections are another good way to rid a system of a debilitating bug.

So.

I was thinking it was time for the United States to vomit.  We have ingested something that was past its use by date.                                                                                     If we don’t want to vomit, okay.                                                                                       I get it.                                                                                                                              I prefer diarrhea myself, just as long as the turd gets flushed.