Bullet Proof Glass

I've been thinking of bullet proof glass for my car. I've never actually driven to an ongoing protest of an immigration raid, but since many of the people who are targeted just speak with an accent; you never know.

Hell, I've got neighbors from various linguistic backgrounds.

I could get shot just trying to get home.

I wonder if any of those old cold war bunkers, people used to build back in the day, are still around. They might come in handy.

I'm just kidding. We don't live in a police state. I can tell because my local law enforcement agencies don't wear masks.

Remember when you could tell the good guys from the bad guys because the bad guys wore masks.

Aaah, those were the good old days.

Nowadays you can't trust anybody.

Hell, some little 5-year-old might kneecap you when you least expect it. Don't let those cute hats, short legs, and chubby little fingers fool you. Those little preschoolers are vicious hardcore drug smuggling rapists. I think all those criminals under 8 should be sent to their own camp somewhere in the jungle. If they're over eight, they should be pepper sprayed, handcuffed, thrown on the ground and beat with clubs just like everyone else.

Ha, just joking.

I'm sure bad food, poor medical care, and sleep deprivation will be ok for them.

When I was in the Marine Corps, flake jackets weren't as sophisticated as they are now, and the smallest operational unit was a 4-man fireteam. A fireteam usually wasn't operating by itself, but it could. Now, it takes twice that many in complete modern body armor with automatic weapons and pepper spray to take down one guy in regular clothing with the only weapon in his hands being a camera.

The performance evaluations in this unit must read like a script for an old keystone cops movies.

The Marks Brothers were more efficient.

For you young people that would be the equivalent of Robin Williams, Martin Short, Steve Martin, and Dan Aykroyd in a Saturday Night Live skit.