Deportation-What's to worry about!

I was going to go for a walk, but I didn't want to dig out my birth certificate. My dog has a foreign sounding name, and I've never really bothered to make sure my ancestors came here legally. I'm sure they did. At least that's what grandpa always maintained. But look, if you go back far enough nobody has the paperwork. If you're descended from the first Europeans to come across you absolutely don't have a claim to citizenship. You can't even argue birthright. I guess if you're a member of the DAR you might want to keep quiet about it. I'm only guessing, but those guys who fought in the revolution weren't citizens either.

Of England, Yes!

Of the United States of America, No!

Sorry, but they and their descendants are all eligible for deportation. Now if you claim that ancestry, your probably thinking of being sent back to England or some other European country at least. Sorry, looks like it's going to be some South American or African country. Maybe not. Just say'n.

Now I know there are thousands of people out there who have been waiting for deportations to kick in and illegals to be removed so they could get one of those highly sought-after jobs they have been deprived of. The homeless problem should evaporate now that the farm labor and fruit picking area is opening up. I know that the meat processing industry will not falter. There should be lines waiting to start on the killing floors and chicken processing plants. True there may be some grumbling about the wages but hey, we'll all be glad to pay more so our fellow citizens can afford a place to live.

And, there're all those new jobs. Federal jobs helping round up everybody we don't want here anymore. Guns, ammo, and a license to kill, James Bond eat dirt. What constitution? Remember the guys who wrote that weren't really citizens of this country. No, you can't just think stuff or own a gun unless it's Ok with the DHS. However, you can kill the family pet if it pisses you off.

Look, I know there are some people who just won't be able to get on board with this, but we're going to build some nice concentra.......... I mean detention facilities that will provide food and care until you get your head on straight.

Everything will be alright. Hell, it worked in Germany, Italy, and Japan. Still works in China and Russia. There is no reason that it won't work here too.

And hey, if you're worried about inflation, or unemployment, or our relationship with other countries, don't. The billionaires and perhaps a multimillionaire or two, that are running the show, have homes or own businesses and property in all those other countries. They know that inflation and unemployment or even under employment are not a problem. After all, if things do get a little dicey here, they will be paying close attention from wherever they may be. You just need to know they are only thinking of your welfare and wish you well.